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10-18-2005, 05:36 PM
Old man Spark marries a young woman, and though they’re in love, Mrs. Spark can’t achieve an orgasm.

They ask a psychiatrist for advice. He says, “Hire a strapping young man. While you’re making love, have him wave a towel over your bodies.”

The couple’s desperate, so they hire a male escort to wave a towel. But despite a lengthy lovemaking session, Mrs. Spark still can’t get off. Willing to try anything, Spark and the strapping young stallion switch positions.

The guy goes to work, and the wife quickly has an earthshaking orgasm.

Spark smiles and says triumphantly, “You see, young fella? That’s how you wave a towel!”

10-18-2005, 05:42 PM
Mr. and Mrs. Spark are vacationing in Las Vegas. Spark always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, Spark buys them, and wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.

He walks into their room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Mrs. Spark looks him over, “Nope.”

Spark says excitedly, “Come on take a good look. Notice anything different about me?”

Mrs. Spark looks again, “Nope.”

Frustrated Spark storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?” Mrs. Spark looks up and says, “Spark, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Spark yells, “And do you know why it’s hanging down? It’s hanging down because it’s looking at my new boots!”

To which Mrs. Spark replies, “Should’a bought a hat, Spark. Should’a bought a hat.”

10-18-2005, 05:44 PM
Q: What’s 40 feet long and smells like urine?

A: The conga line at a nursing home.

10-18-2005, 05:48 PM
Spark, Kaptain and Savage are at a health institute for a memory test.

“What’s three times three?” the doctor asks the first old man.

“Two seventy-four,” Kaptain replies.

“What’s three times three?” the doctor asks the second old man.

“Tuesday,” Savage replies.

The doctor figures he’s in for a long morning. He turns to the third old man and asks, “OK, your turn. What’s three times three?”

“Nine,” Spark replies.

“Yes!” exclaims the doctor. “How did you get that?”

“Easy, Doc. I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”

10-18-2005, 06:16 PM
hahahahaha Very good ... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: